I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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