I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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