drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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