bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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