Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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