dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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