She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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