By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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