I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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