actually, I'm a sock model
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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