Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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