Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
she pinky promised me she was 18
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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