i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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