hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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