so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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