I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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