never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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