oh god the rape fog is back!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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