Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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