yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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