Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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