Non-Jews are for practice
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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