Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Did I show you my penis last night?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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