Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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