I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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