Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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