All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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