Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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