Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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