The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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