i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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