sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
