It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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