I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
COCAINE IS GR8
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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