Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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