Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
