So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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