The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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