i barfeds in our rink
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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