What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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