he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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