I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
