shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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