susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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