We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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