i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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