Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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