Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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