When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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