im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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