In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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